Ask and You Shall be Answered: Erection Questions on Ask Websites

When I started exploring my erection problem, I found out the multitude of sites over the web where someone can simply ask questions and other people will answer. I didn't even have to tell them who I am, they just accept the question and don't mind my screen name.

Gingerly I started reading some of the questions and corresponding answers. Whoa boy, I was blown away by the willingness of these people to answer any question that I can think of. I started slow, asked about mundane things, until I mustered some courage to ask about my erection problems.

I click on profiles and find that the people answering are in my age range! It makes me wonder if I should take their advice about my erection problems seriously. But what do I know, right? Anyway, I balked at the last minute and went for the 'friend of a friend' technique.

My question: "A friend of mine has been having erection problems and he's depressed, he thinks that his girl left him because of it. Can anyone help him?"

I thought that was pretty smart, but the answers people weren't fooled one bit.

Answer 1: "You should just get out there and tell her you still love her, erection or no erection"
Answer 2: "Stop masturbating too much, it's making you crazy and your tool stupid"
Answer 3: "Did your girl leave because you can't get stiff or is her leaving making you flaccid? It's like the chicken-egg dilemma, man. Now, I need help."
Answer 4: "Tell her you've seen the light and won't fantasize about her best friend again"

While that was entertaining. I should have known that not being upfront about my question would lead to jokesters flooding me with senseless answers. However, one of the more sensible ones told me something useful, she said "get some viagra from your dad's secret stash". And, that's what I did.