Santa Bring My Mojo Back To Me~

It was Christmas time when my girlfriend Suzie (not her real name) finally told me how she needed time off from the relationship, how she couldn't handle any more competition with my time, and that maybe someone like me who spends most of his time with friends won't miss someone like her who's always in the background anyway. She told me these while we were walking around town doing Christmas shopping. She listed my faults as if she was reading off a list. I was not as devastated as I thought I would be. I was almost expecting it.

It's been a while since we got intimate, and although I tried to make it up to her by being extra considerate (letting her choose the movie and where to eat, not sulking while she spends hours in a shoe store etc.), I guess it all boiled down to my 'little problem.' She would never admit it, though. She wasn't that shallow, she said.

Splitting up prior to the big Christmas house party that a common friend is throwing could be a genius social move on her part. We still went together, for old time's sake, but I didn't expect to keep her the whole night. Once word got out that we weren't together anymore, guys were taking turns talking to her as I looked on and nodded in response to the obligatory "hey man, what up" nods.

The homies of course rushed to comfort me with introductions to other girls but I told 'em I wasn't really in the mood. One of the newer members asked me later on about the break up, and I told him it's not bothering me at all. He noticed though that I was sipping unspiked OJ and offered his flask. I declined. Did you know that erection disorders are related with too much alcohol intake? A part of me blamed my beer-filled nights for this unexpected affliction , while a part of me was just numb at that moment. The nosy brother still won't leave me alone, so I just told him "dude, I think I lost my mojo for good."

That was a mistake, I thought, as he ran back to the others to report what he learned. Soon, they were all singing a bad rendition of Elvis' hit, Santa Bring My Baby Back To Me. Here's the song:





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Mr. Yes and Mr. No: In Denial about My ED

I am not a dense guy when it comes to most things not concerning me. I tend to foresee the punch lines of jokes and sometimes even read between the lines in conversations I am not a part of. However, the first times I ‘failed’ to perform in a sexual encounter, I was totally dense. I won’t even face the possibility, or the notion of the possibility, that it could be a problem. Here’s a proof of how conflicted I was about it. You all know the proverbial angel-devil-on-the-shoulders illustration of how people decide? This describes a person in denial about something; a part of him rebuts a decision before it’s even made.

The ‘conversation’:

Mr Yes: Man, this could be serious, I’d better get help fast or my social life is gone.
Mr. No: I’m just tired, been playing ball all day. And, look at her, she’s not even pretty. She didn’t turn me on at all, but the sex is free so I took it. Conclusion: her fault.

Mr. Yes: Maybe I can skip ball practice today and go for a consultation. Should take about five minutes, and the guys won’t even notice.
Mr. No: Hell, no! They’d know for sure that something’s wrong if I miss practice. Someone might even offer to accompany me to ‘the dry cleaners’.

Mr. Yes: What the F* do I do about this??
Mr. No: I’d better stop worrying about it. It’s making me crazy!

In the end, I spent two hours thinking about it and doing nothing. Indecision is a waste of time, but it’s a necessary step towards making a life-changing decision.

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Thoughts on Sexual Performance Dysfuction

Let me describe the stages I went through before I decided to seek treatment for my ED problem. The first thing I did when I noticed how I could not perform was to tell my friends, who took everything in jest. I don't really blame them. If another person told me that, and I did not take time to think that he could be serious, I'd be laughing too.

It took a few months of serious anxiety over sex per se before I finally sat down in front of my personal computer and typed in Erectile Dysfunction on the search bar. I did it in secret, while my girlfriend then was asleep on my bed, tired after a night of making love using her vibrator. I helped, of course, and it was still exciting seeing her enjoying everything I was doing to her. We call it extended foreplay, which was fine. However, my excuses for not being able to perform were running dry and I had to do some explaining before she assumes (again) that I have been seeing other women.

I had no history of accidents or concussion, which the bros at the frat house tell me are the factors that directly affect my schwing. It's not that I don't want sex, I do. If I have to be brutally honest about it, I want it so bad that I'd be willing to do it with the cross eyed librarian who touched my hand whenever I returned a book during senior year. But the reality is, it's difficult to concentrate on pleasure when you have a sinking feeling that your tool will fail you any time.

And so started my research on how to help myself. I'll tell you all about it next week so stay tuned.


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Best Impotence Jokes

Men who have impotence issues are extra sensitive about jokes shot their way, particularly those still in denial, and those who are still in the closet about their disorder. I, however, have gone past that stage and have now accepted that impotence can be funny. Seriously funny. These are jokes I heard from people or experienced myself. You decide which is which. :D

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A guy met with his exgirlfriend in a seafood restaurant for some friendly chat. They order wine and mixed seafoods. The guy asks "Do you still think of the guy you dated after me?" To which the girl answered, "Yeah, I still remember him sometimes" while fondling the stem of her wine glass.
The guy asked again, "How about me, do you still think of me sometimes?"
The girl answered, "Of course," as she popped a sea cucumber in her mouth.

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Husband and wife make love during their 12th anniversary. Since they were married, the man never had sex with his wife with the lights on, so the woman wanted to know if he can get over that. She hid a flashlight under the pillows and turned it on while they were making love.
She was shocked to find out that her husband was making love to her using a rubber vibrator. She glanced from his face to his flaccid penis and exclaimed "Why, honey, you've been fooling me for years!"

The man looked at her pointedly and said, "I'll explain my disorder, if you'll explain the kids."

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In the middle of sex, the woman sat up livid with anger.
"Your penis doesn't like me." She said and proceeded to put on her clothes.
Panicked, the man tried to reason with her, "You're just so beautiful that it faints every time you kiss it."

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Heh.

ED Alert: Impotence Signs

Painful knowledge is better than being blissfully unaware of the causes of a problem, as impotence is to some men. The steps to recovery include seeking definitions and causes, and ultimately, treatment. But before one can begin with these drawn out process, one must first ADMIT to himself that he has a problem, and here are some signs that describe the symptoms of erectile dysfunction. Granted, one unsuccessful sex session doesn't necessarily mean a man has erectile dysfunction disorder, as a lot of factors may affect sexual performance. However, if the signs can no longer be ignored, i.e. when they occur all the time, a man must be alert to the changes in his body. It takes the strongest men to question his ability to pleasure a woman. While the denial phase is inevitable, the symptoms serve as wake up call to those secretly dealing with impotence.

Some signs to watch out for include:

• Consistent difficulty in achieving an erection - Giving up. A man's sexual partner has done everything in his or her power to stimulate the penis and get it ready for sexual intercourse, but to no avail.
  


• Erections aren't fully manifested, or aren't sustained enough to allow vaginal penetration - Some men may be able to penetrate the vagina with a barely stiff penis, but one knows how it has performed in the past, and it wasn't like that. Only the man himself knows the history of his sexual performance and can tell if there is something wrong with how he performs.
  


• Erection firmness is only for a short while, and


• Losing erection in the middle of sexual intercourse

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Talking About ED

This blog is my attempt at expressing my struggle with erection problems, how I dealt with it emotionally and how I found ways to help myself. In the process of dealing with this problem, I discovered myself, my strengths, how important certain things are to me, and how much more I can grow as a person. In the center of my daily ramblings is my goal to inform people, particularly men like me who keep their erectile dysfunction a secret, about herbal viagra and organic alternatives to the blue pill.

Being a fan of organic supplements, I trust natural remedies and have been studying how these can help our world in general today and in the future. Medicines are man's way of coping as the world evolves and the thinking and living processes become more complicated. A part of the evolution of man's thinking, if you will. Besides the drive to prosper, man thinks of ways to improve himself, and improvise if needed, just to survive. Nature, with her bountiful gifts, is here to provide.

Erectile dysfunction used to be something funny to me, as it usually is among guys who don't know the pain of not being able to pleasure a woman in bed. Resources cite psychological, physiological and external factors to ED, and while doctors told me there's nothing wrong with me physiologically, I still wonder. That's just me trying to convince myself that I'm not too stressed, or too depressed to perform in bed.

The worst thing about ED is whenever it happens, you lose a little bit more morale, so that the chances of overcoming it diminishes. Sit back, stay awhile and let me tell you how I improved myself and my lifestyle, through my determination to be better at everything.