When I started exploring my erection problem, I found out the multitude of sites over the web where someone can simply ask questions and other people will answer. I didn't even have to tell them who I am, they just accept the question and don't mind my screen name.
Gingerly I started reading some of the questions and corresponding answers. Whoa boy, I was blown away by the willingness of these people to answer any question that I can think of. I started slow, asked about mundane things, until I mustered some courage to ask about my erection problems.
I click on profiles and find that the people answering are in my age range! It makes me wonder if I should take their advice about my erection problems seriously. But what do I know, right? Anyway, I balked at the last minute and went for the 'friend of a friend' technique.
My question: "A friend of mine has been having erection problems and he's depressed, he thinks that his girl left him because of it. Can anyone help him?"
I thought that was pretty smart, but the answers people weren't fooled one bit.
Answer 1: "You should just get out there and tell her you still love her, erection or no erection"
Answer 2: "Stop masturbating too much, it's making you crazy and your tool stupid"
Answer 3: "Did your girl leave because you can't get stiff or is her leaving making you flaccid? It's like the chicken-egg dilemma, man. Now, I need help."
Answer 4: "Tell her you've seen the light and won't fantasize about her best friend again"
While that was entertaining. I should have known that not being upfront about my question would lead to jokesters flooding me with senseless answers. However, one of the more sensible ones told me something useful, she said "get some viagra from your dad's secret stash". And, that's what I did.
Friday, July 25, 2008
ED in Movies: What Women Want
Do you remember the Mel Gibson movie wherein he can hear what women think and they don't even know it? No?
Here's the video. Hope it refreshes your memory.
In the movie "What women want", Mel Gibson was Nick Marshall, a guy in a situation wherein he can tell exactly what women want to hear or need most at the moment. In the movie, he was a casanova and every woman wanted to sleep with him. There was one sex scene where he finally dated a girl who had a long time crush on him, but disaster happened. He had erection problems in the middle of sex, maybe because he felt uncomfortable listening to what the girl was saying while they were doing it.
The girl uttered a thought that made him go to the bathroom to "talk" to his tool.
The girl said "God, l hope he's better With the light on. He's so all over the place.
Just do it so l can start faking it!"
Of course, in the movie, he can hear her say that in her mind, and so he and his tool had a heart to heart, or is that man to man talk. He told the little guy...
"All right! NoW, let's pull this together, buddy. I mean, this is What We do!!!"
Apparently it worked, and he proceeded to give the girl the best sex of her life. Leading her to say (think) "Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!"
If talking to your tool was all it took to have him function in a way that you wanted, things would be much simpler. You can try though, and he might just follow your instructions. After all, if that fails, there's always viagra.
Here's the video. Hope it refreshes your memory.
In the movie "What women want", Mel Gibson was Nick Marshall, a guy in a situation wherein he can tell exactly what women want to hear or need most at the moment. In the movie, he was a casanova and every woman wanted to sleep with him. There was one sex scene where he finally dated a girl who had a long time crush on him, but disaster happened. He had erection problems in the middle of sex, maybe because he felt uncomfortable listening to what the girl was saying while they were doing it.
The girl uttered a thought that made him go to the bathroom to "talk" to his tool.
The girl said "God, l hope he's better With the light on. He's so all over the place.
Just do it so l can start faking it!"
Of course, in the movie, he can hear her say that in her mind, and so he and his tool had a heart to heart, or is that man to man talk. He told the little guy...
"All right! NoW, let's pull this together, buddy. I mean, this is What We do!!!"
Apparently it worked, and he proceeded to give the girl the best sex of her life. Leading her to say (think) "Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!"
If talking to your tool was all it took to have him function in a way that you wanted, things would be much simpler. You can try though, and he might just follow your instructions. After all, if that fails, there's always viagra.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Sexual Dysfunction in Movies: Forrest Gump
This classic movie is long and funny, particularly the parts when Forrest's antics lead to fruitful developments in society. While I could go on and on about this movie that is my favorite, I will discuss the scene when Forrest showed the whole world how premature ejaculation happens.
In the scene, Jenny took Forrest to her room after being soaked to the skin in a downpour. She undresses and Forrest looked so uneasy seeing her undressed. She tried to initiate sex by taking his hands and placing them on her breasts. What happened next probably shocked some people who knew about it, and probably seemed weird to people who have never experienced rapid and premature orgasm. Tom Hanks made the scene so believable, and as far as I'm concerned he deserved the Oscar, particularly for that scene.
This from wikipedia:
rapid ejaculation, rapid climax, premature climax or early ejaculation, is the most common sexual problem in men, affecting 25-40% of men. It is characterized by a lack of voluntary control over ejaculation. Other sources state that a guy has this sexual dysfunction if he experiences orgasm before his sex partner does in more than fifty percent of their sexual encounters.
In the context of the movie, inexperience was once again the subliminally cited reason for the sexual dysfunction. But considering the above statement, it is suggested that not all men who experience this problem are new to the sex act. Quite the opposite actually, as "50% of the time" indicates that a man has enough experience with sex to know what to do.
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In the scene, Jenny took Forrest to her room after being soaked to the skin in a downpour. She undresses and Forrest looked so uneasy seeing her undressed. She tried to initiate sex by taking his hands and placing them on her breasts. What happened next probably shocked some people who knew about it, and probably seemed weird to people who have never experienced rapid and premature orgasm. Tom Hanks made the scene so believable, and as far as I'm concerned he deserved the Oscar, particularly for that scene.
This from wikipedia:
rapid ejaculation, rapid climax, premature climax or early ejaculation, is the most common sexual problem in men, affecting 25-40% of men. It is characterized by a lack of voluntary control over ejaculation. Other sources state that a guy has this sexual dysfunction if he experiences orgasm before his sex partner does in more than fifty percent of their sexual encounters.
In the context of the movie, inexperience was once again the subliminally cited reason for the sexual dysfunction. But considering the above statement, it is suggested that not all men who experience this problem are new to the sex act. Quite the opposite actually, as "50% of the time" indicates that a man has enough experience with sex to know what to do.
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Sexual Dysfunction in Movies: American Pie
Whenever I'd think about my happy go lucky lifestyle before contracting ED, my struggle, and eventual treatment, some movie personalities come to mind, including Forrest Gump (played by the award winning actor, Tom Hanks), and Jim, played by Jason Biggs in American Pie. For this post, I am going to talk about the latter.
I remember watching that movie when it came out and throughout the years on DVD. Two scenes always cracked me up, the time when Jim got into a little dance for his girl Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth); and the time when premature ejaculation was broadcast across the Internet. Very amusing indeed.
While I laughed (and still laughing) like the rest of those who watched the movie, the seriousness of premature ejaculation in men is something that we could never face, despite that girls and wives all over the globe get annoyed when that happens. It suggests the inability to control one's sexual urges, and failure to give the woman the pleasure she craves. More than annoyance, some women feel that their men have a problem with having sex with them when he shows signs of premature ejaculation. However, I think we can all be in agreement that PE is the man's problem and should be dealt with accordingly.
Premature ejaculation happens to the best of men. Most of us know how embarrassing it is to ejaculate way before the time that our girlfriends do. In general, men have to lead the woman to orgasm, doing all he can to give her a great time. Ejaculating prematurely means something is faulty in the mechanism, and doesn't always suggest inexperience.
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I remember watching that movie when it came out and throughout the years on DVD. Two scenes always cracked me up, the time when Jim got into a little dance for his girl Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth); and the time when premature ejaculation was broadcast across the Internet. Very amusing indeed.
While I laughed (and still laughing) like the rest of those who watched the movie, the seriousness of premature ejaculation in men is something that we could never face, despite that girls and wives all over the globe get annoyed when that happens. It suggests the inability to control one's sexual urges, and failure to give the woman the pleasure she craves. More than annoyance, some women feel that their men have a problem with having sex with them when he shows signs of premature ejaculation. However, I think we can all be in agreement that PE is the man's problem and should be dealt with accordingly.
Premature ejaculation happens to the best of men. Most of us know how embarrassing it is to ejaculate way before the time that our girlfriends do. In general, men have to lead the woman to orgasm, doing all he can to give her a great time. Ejaculating prematurely means something is faulty in the mechanism, and doesn't always suggest inexperience.
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Thursday, July 3, 2008
Love Potions and My Almost-Erection
My Asian upbringing never made me forget how herbs can be used to treat sickness. Even back in the US, my mom would use mashed leaves from some grass to dress my flesh wounds. My dad used to drink tea that my mom prepared and it was bitter tasting (I sipped while he wasn't looking).
I tried looking for sex problem help in the yellow pages and the first ones I saw were numbers of psychics. Instinct told me I probably would get scammed if i went to some witchcraft store, but I had to risk it. The only other alternative was letting a doctor stick a needle or a thermometer up my ass... or something similar.
I initially tried to explain my problem, but communication got mangled and she thought I needed help getting a girl to fall in love with me. She muttered a few things that I didn't catch and gave me a small bottle with fluid inside. She told me to let my lady friend drink it and she will instantly love me again. That wasn't what i went there for, but I needed for that to happen too, so I didn't argue.
Later that week Sue and I met up. She brought beer but I didn't want to drink. I dared her to drink the fluid inside the vial and she told me it was sweet-tasting. I confessed that it's a love potion and she's supposed to love me all over again after she drank it. She looked at me straight and told me it didn't work, and that she loved me the same way she did before anyway. We kissed and petted for a few minutes, and for a second I thought my erection was back!
That weak erection lasted for a few minutes, then it went back to being flaccido domingo. ironically, Sue verbalized my excuse for me "You're tired. Go rest."
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I tried looking for sex problem help in the yellow pages and the first ones I saw were numbers of psychics. Instinct told me I probably would get scammed if i went to some witchcraft store, but I had to risk it. The only other alternative was letting a doctor stick a needle or a thermometer up my ass... or something similar.
I initially tried to explain my problem, but communication got mangled and she thought I needed help getting a girl to fall in love with me. She muttered a few things that I didn't catch and gave me a small bottle with fluid inside. She told me to let my lady friend drink it and she will instantly love me again. That wasn't what i went there for, but I needed for that to happen too, so I didn't argue.
Later that week Sue and I met up. She brought beer but I didn't want to drink. I dared her to drink the fluid inside the vial and she told me it was sweet-tasting. I confessed that it's a love potion and she's supposed to love me all over again after she drank it. She looked at me straight and told me it didn't work, and that she loved me the same way she did before anyway. We kissed and petted for a few minutes, and for a second I thought my erection was back!
That weak erection lasted for a few minutes, then it went back to being flaccido domingo. ironically, Sue verbalized my excuse for me "You're tired. Go rest."
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For more information on ED and how you can treat it, please go to the herbal viagra site and golden root online
Mirror Mirror on the Wall.... Am I Gay?
This post is by no means a bashing of the third sex. In fact, I have a lot of gay friends and love and respect them as my brothers. My topic today is about how I almost lost it when I could not find anyone to talk to about my 'hardship'.
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I have been reviewing my phone book of late, trying to guess which homie won't laugh too much when I tell him about how I couldn't get my tool up long enough to have normal sex.
I was still friends with my ex and she still visited a lot, but we were platonic, which was not really my choice. That week, I found that the worst part of having erection problems is: the more you can't do it, the more difficult it is to do it EVER.
That statement sounded so final, and even now, when I think of that exact time when I doubted everything about me that I knew then. Was I changing orientation? Was I losing it? Did I play bball too much that my real balls somehow dropped?
My internet visits weren't helpful, as all I read about were statistics of how many men under 25 showed symptoms of erectile dysfunction and how these could be symptoms of diseases with names I could not even pronounce. Another article said that the symptoms could be temporary, which gave me hope. And yet, another issue of a man's magazine told me that the ability to get a stiffy might not come back if the nerves are damaged due to physical stress. Then, I found one site that said the most scary thing... "you need to talk to a professional ... psychologist."
I never would have thought that an ED problem could be so complicated.
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I have been reviewing my phone book of late, trying to guess which homie won't laugh too much when I tell him about how I couldn't get my tool up long enough to have normal sex.
I was still friends with my ex and she still visited a lot, but we were platonic, which was not really my choice. That week, I found that the worst part of having erection problems is: the more you can't do it, the more difficult it is to do it EVER.
That statement sounded so final, and even now, when I think of that exact time when I doubted everything about me that I knew then. Was I changing orientation? Was I losing it? Did I play bball too much that my real balls somehow dropped?
My internet visits weren't helpful, as all I read about were statistics of how many men under 25 showed symptoms of erectile dysfunction and how these could be symptoms of diseases with names I could not even pronounce. Another article said that the symptoms could be temporary, which gave me hope. And yet, another issue of a man's magazine told me that the ability to get a stiffy might not come back if the nerves are damaged due to physical stress. Then, I found one site that said the most scary thing... "you need to talk to a professional ... psychologist."
I never would have thought that an ED problem could be so complicated.
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