ED in Movies: What Women Want

Do you remember the Mel Gibson movie wherein he can hear what women think and they don't even know it? No?
Here's the video. Hope it refreshes your memory.



In the movie "What women want", Mel Gibson was Nick Marshall, a guy in a situation wherein he can tell exactly what women want to hear or need most at the moment. In the movie, he was a casanova and every woman wanted to sleep with him. There was one sex scene where he finally dated a girl who had a long time crush on him, but disaster happened. He had erection problems in the middle of sex, maybe because he felt uncomfortable listening to what the girl was saying while they were doing it.

The girl uttered a thought that made him go to the bathroom to "talk" to his tool.
The girl said "God, l hope he's better With the light on. He's so all over the place.
Just do it so l can start faking it!"
Of course, in the movie, he can hear her say that in her mind, and so he and his tool had a heart to heart, or is that man to man talk. He told the little guy...
"All right! NoW, let's pull this together, buddy. I mean, this is What We do!!!"
Apparently it worked, and he proceeded to give the girl the best sex of her life. Leading her to say (think) "Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!"

If talking to your tool was all it took to have him function in a way that you wanted, things would be much simpler. You can try though, and he might just follow your instructions. After all, if that fails, there's always viagra.

Thoughts on Sexual Performance Dysfuction

Let me describe the stages I went through before I decided to seek treatment for my ED problem. The first thing I did when I noticed how I could not perform was to tell my friends, who took everything in jest. I don't really blame them. If another person told me that, and I did not take time to think that he could be serious, I'd be laughing too.

It took a few months of serious anxiety over sex per se before I finally sat down in front of my personal computer and typed in Erectile Dysfunction on the search bar. I did it in secret, while my girlfriend then was asleep on my bed, tired after a night of making love using her vibrator. I helped, of course, and it was still exciting seeing her enjoying everything I was doing to her. We call it extended foreplay, which was fine. However, my excuses for not being able to perform were running dry and I had to do some explaining before she assumes (again) that I have been seeing other women.

I had no history of accidents or concussion, which the bros at the frat house tell me are the factors that directly affect my schwing. It's not that I don't want sex, I do. If I have to be brutally honest about it, I want it so bad that I'd be willing to do it with the cross eyed librarian who touched my hand whenever I returned a book during senior year. But the reality is, it's difficult to concentrate on pleasure when you have a sinking feeling that your tool will fail you any time.

And so started my research on how to help myself. I'll tell you all about it next week so stay tuned.


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Best Impotence Jokes

Men who have impotence issues are extra sensitive about jokes shot their way, particularly those still in denial, and those who are still in the closet about their disorder. I, however, have gone past that stage and have now accepted that impotence can be funny. Seriously funny. These are jokes I heard from people or experienced myself. You decide which is which. :D

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A guy met with his exgirlfriend in a seafood restaurant for some friendly chat. They order wine and mixed seafoods. The guy asks "Do you still think of the guy you dated after me?" To which the girl answered, "Yeah, I still remember him sometimes" while fondling the stem of her wine glass.
The guy asked again, "How about me, do you still think of me sometimes?"
The girl answered, "Of course," as she popped a sea cucumber in her mouth.

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Husband and wife make love during their 12th anniversary. Since they were married, the man never had sex with his wife with the lights on, so the woman wanted to know if he can get over that. She hid a flashlight under the pillows and turned it on while they were making love.
She was shocked to find out that her husband was making love to her using a rubber vibrator. She glanced from his face to his flaccid penis and exclaimed "Why, honey, you've been fooling me for years!"

The man looked at her pointedly and said, "I'll explain my disorder, if you'll explain the kids."

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In the middle of sex, the woman sat up livid with anger.
"Your penis doesn't like me." She said and proceeded to put on her clothes.
Panicked, the man tried to reason with her, "You're just so beautiful that it faints every time you kiss it."

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Heh.