Best Impotence Jokes

Men who have impotence issues are extra sensitive about jokes shot their way, particularly those still in denial, and those who are still in the closet about their disorder. I, however, have gone past that stage and have now accepted that impotence can be funny. Seriously funny. These are jokes I heard from people or experienced myself. You decide which is which. :D

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A guy met with his exgirlfriend in a seafood restaurant for some friendly chat. They order wine and mixed seafoods. The guy asks "Do you still think of the guy you dated after me?" To which the girl answered, "Yeah, I still remember him sometimes" while fondling the stem of her wine glass.
The guy asked again, "How about me, do you still think of me sometimes?"
The girl answered, "Of course," as she popped a sea cucumber in her mouth.

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Husband and wife make love during their 12th anniversary. Since they were married, the man never had sex with his wife with the lights on, so the woman wanted to know if he can get over that. She hid a flashlight under the pillows and turned it on while they were making love.
She was shocked to find out that her husband was making love to her using a rubber vibrator. She glanced from his face to his flaccid penis and exclaimed "Why, honey, you've been fooling me for years!"

The man looked at her pointedly and said, "I'll explain my disorder, if you'll explain the kids."

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In the middle of sex, the woman sat up livid with anger.
"Your penis doesn't like me." She said and proceeded to put on her clothes.
Panicked, the man tried to reason with her, "You're just so beautiful that it faints every time you kiss it."

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Heh.